Jabbering Bertha

Chattering Bart, formerly known as Bartholomew, was the favorite court jester of a long-ago nobleman. Bart was famously sharp-witted. Sadly, Bart drowned in a huge vat of mead one evening after feasting. The nobleman had a necromancer animate Bart’s skull so that, in death, Bart could still chatter up a storm. While wielded in Underworld Ascendant, Bart will share his wit and pithy statements with the player, usually at the most inopportune times.

Well, it turns out that Bart had a wife. After Bart was turned into a chattering skull, his soon to be deceased wife insisted she would be too, and became Jabbering Bertha. The two can talk up a storm! Sadly, Jabbering Bertha got separated from Bart. Indeed, she was taken through a portal to the lands of Shroud of the Avatar. For any players who get Jabbering Bertha in both Shroud of the Avatar and Underworld Ascendant, the two will be reunited, and swap some unique quips. Not only that, but Bertha will put on her lipstick for Bart. Please don’t make any ‘lipstick on a pig’ jokes, Bertha can be sensitive about her looks.

Check out the Underworld Ascendant Kickstarter site and if you are as excited about their Underworld reboot as we are, then back their game and pickup Jabbering Bertha in their add-ons so they can trade quips!

Trivia

 * When Underworld Ascendant reached 10,000 backers, the Chattering Bart reward was added to all UA pledges. Some of Bart's dialogue are quips penned by UA backers who submit them to OtherSide Entertainment as part of a contest during their Kickstarter campaign!