Letter from a Questionable Admirer

is a item that can sometimes be found in the Necropolis Barrens from drops from Admiring Imps or Love Letters on the ground around the Secluded Home. There are three different variants of this letter. This item is not used for anything.

Letter Variant 1

 * Everyone is sooo jealous of you!


 * We both know that they all want your belongings, but they can't have them!


 * They can keep their magical weapons, their transmitters, their castles, astrolabes, and airships... your things are much, much better. We're not even going to list the things you have which are better, because it's everything you have!


 * They'll just have to trust us that everything you have is better than theirs.


 * - Your secret admirer

Letter Variant 2

 * Never has there been anyone as beautiful as you!


 * Ignore their beauty contests, which they won't let you participate in. It's only because they know you'll win every time!


 * Don't pay any attention to their pageants. Your grace, poise, and sophistication are much more advanced than any of those gutter trash! They'd probably bribe the judges and block you from winning anyway.


 * Truly, no one could ever be as radiant as you! You don't need a plaque or award to prove it to anyone!


 * - Your secret admirer

Letter Variant 3

 * Verily, there is no one as smart and clever in all the world! Certainly, everyone knows this!


 * There are a lot of people out there who need a diploma or certificate to prove how smart they are, but not you! You're smarter than everyone, and you don't need to prove it to anyone.


 * They'll create their inventions and cure diseases and explore unknown parts of the world, but they only do those things to try to be like you. You don't need any of those things to prove yourself. Unless you want to, of course. Maybe when you get tired of all those people trying to copy you by doing brilliant things.


 * - Your secret admirer

Trivia

 * Each specific variant will only stack with the specific variant type.