Emperor Julian II's New Royal Dress Trousers

Every day you will encounter people you do not know, but will want to influence, to put forth the best possible first impression that you can. We guarantee that wearing these trousers, you will make an unmistakable impression – you are the sort of gentleman who can wear these trousers with grace, style, and a disarming smile. Truly, everyone who sees you wearing these will comment on what choices you make in life, simply from your choice in trousers. You may doubt us, but just one stroll down Sequanna Square in Ardoris, and you will agree – everyone is, in fact, pointing at you. And we insist, it is because of these trousers. Exactly as pictured here, these trousers are a dark boot cut made from a gabardine wool blend with a diagonal weave, these trousers will keep you warm on cold days and cool on warm days, and yet breathe so well you will feel no constriction whatsoever. Go forth, and be free and make a statement in these royal dress trousers.

Emperor Julian II of Norgard was renowned both for his insistence on sartorial elegance and his distinct lack of a sense of humor. His reign was cut short when his royal guard bade him retire after he insisted on them arresting, yet again, people who laughed at him as he took his morning walks.