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Statesman's Outhouse
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| Decoration Weight: 35 Value:  1No Trade | |
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As one's stately business should be handled in a stately manner, we offer you the Statesman's Outhouse.
Digital Purchase
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| Name: | Statesman's Outhouse
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| Price: |  1750
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| Updated: | Unknown |
| Crown Shop pricing does not reflect sales. Some items are seasonal or limited and are listed for historical information. Availability not guaranteed. | |
You can purchase this item in the Crown Shop with Crowns of the Obsidians (COTO's) found in the game. To help support Shroud of the Avatar, you can also purchase additional COTO's in the Add-On Store.
Lore
- Due to recent public outrage and many requests for more architecture in the Lord of the Isle Mansion style, the master architects of New Britannia have developed a new type of outhouse particular to the tastes of our most esteemed supporters, and just in time to stem the tide of “The Great Outhouse Rebellion of 2020!” Riotous throngs of unrelieved New Britannians took to the streets! Amongst the angry mob, one man’s anxious cries clamored above the rest, “Nay! I shall not use that wooden outhouse any longer! It be beneath me! And it puts splinters in my bottom! And it smells! And Bob used it! Don’t go in there! I shall simply hold it until my demands are met!” As you can see, the architects simply had no choice but to meet the demands of the unruly, for the regularity of supporters was surely at stake! And thus, the very regal Lord of the Isle Statesman Outhouse was created, and all were merry. (Coming to the Crown Store April 1st…)
- - from Avatar's Update #374: Lord of the Isle Statesman Outhouse!